…go skinny dipping somewhere! Anywhere! The weather is great!

…select some fun items from the bargain rack at Penneys and have your mum cut and sew them into something you like? It beats any local fabric store.

…try on Sarah Ferguson’s plea for forgiveness when dashing out from some chic bar upon discovering you haven’t enough money for all those martinis!

…be like a tree and leaf at any suspicion that your Chanel make-up salesgirl has not one single clue about colour!

…go for a walk in the woods with a good audio book on your headphones. I recommend Jane Eyre or Alice in Wonderland.

…buy from a city fruit stand something super expensive and exotic then promptly eat it passionately on the busy street.

…and finally decide to be very nice to yourself.

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Tell the plump guy with pointy pointy shoes he looks silly.

Buy a self warming mask (Body Shop), slice a cucumber thinly for all your eyes and tell your girlfriends to bring the Malibu and Pineapple!

When seeing the new Sex in the City on Saturday night pack your most treasured trinket in your pocket with a Tiffany’s silver flask of lemon Stoli!

After the movie call an ex-boyfriend and have all your friends laugh hystericaly into the phone then hang up!

For Sunday morning arrange to have some good coffee in the larder, and tons of Brioche. Then download an old Academy Award winning film.

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